Frequently asked questions
I have literally provided you with all the information you could possibly need ahead of the RHI, but look at you, still found your way here didn't you, numbnuts? So for the hard of reading, I have made it even easier for you to find the information you need using the simple FAQ's below.
What time is the bus?
It's literally on the first fucking section where the golf courses are, you bellend. But here they are again:
Friday QDL North - BUS PICK UP 11:30
Saturday Laranjal - BUS PICK UP 11:00
RETURN PICK UP TO BE DISCUSSED ON THE DAY, BUT AFTER WEVE FINISHED DINNER AT THE GOLF COURSE. See below for more information.
Have we got buggies?
Please see the buggies section and also a doctor.
Who am I sharing with?
Fucks sake. See the hotel and room section. You literally navigated away from the information to get here. What's wrong with you?
Have we got dinner included?
No, we are eating at the golf courses straight after golf, because some people are unhappy with the food at the hotel. We are trying something different this year.
Can't we book a table somewhere?
Yes, of course, please feel free to organise a table somewhere for 16 people who will "definitely" turn up somewhere between the hours of 7:30pm and 3:30am, in random sporadic groups of anything from 1 to 16, expecting to eat immediately (but may fall asleep before the food arrives), which has curry, chinese, pizza, "some fish", steak and fanny gateaux all on the same menu.
Can we watch the Ryder Cup?
Well, I'm no mystic meg and so don't hold me to it, but I reckon there's a reasonable chance that a resort built on golf tourism, packed with golfers, surrounded by golf courses and lined with golf themed bars..... MIGHT JUST HAVE THE FUCKING BIGGEST GOLF COMPETITION IN THE WORLD ON THE FUCKING TV.
But thanks for investigating, Sherlock.
Was Simmo really in a boy band?
Not quite. It was actually a mixed sex band and they danced on stage to a back street boys song. It is unclear which sex Tim was at the time.
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